What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 13:42
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
How often do you watch the news on TV?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
Moonraker
Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
Is Tinder the best dating app?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?